Whither Earthlings

[Allie is looking at a photo of me from my punk rock days.]

Whoa. You look nice. Who are you, Cherie Currie?

The actual Cherie Currie.

[Allie takes a bite of her bean salad…]

Ah, I can FEEL the protein surging!

Mum. When you have a moment, I would like to show you something highly irregular.