Category Archives: At school

On advanced note-taking.


Did you know I can take my Cornell notes in the dark? The computer gives off enough light, and this way, I can see the details of Professor Cox’s presentation better.

On tactics.

Mummy. I made a pit for Mr. V.

Oh! What kind of pit?

A pit for him to fall into. More like a trap, really. I put mud and water in it and then covered it with leaves so he would step into it without knowing it was a pit.

Oh, dear. Did he fall in?

No. He wasn’t on yard duty that day.

Oh, good. Out of curiosity, why did you make this pit?

To catch Mr. V! I want to keep him as a pet.