Hey mum! Look at this… [She shows me a long list of names.] It’s a list of all the people that are my BFF’s.
That’s cool, kiddo.
I also have badges. As members of The List, they will be entitled to wear them when they come over.
[I look down, and am astonished to note that she is not wearing any pants.]
Dude! Where are your pants?
Oh, I took them off. I’m airing out the privates. [Beat]
And quite honestly, it helps me work better.