On our daughter, Erik Selvig.

Hey mum! Look at this… [She shows me a long list of names.] It’s a list of all the people that are my BFF’s.

That’s cool, kiddo. 

I also have badges. As members of The List, they will be entitled to wear them when they come over.

[I look down, and am astonished to note that she is not wearing any pants.]

Dude! Where are your pants?

Oh, I took them off. I’m airing out the privates. [Beat]

And quite honestly, it helps me work better.

Erik Selvig, noted physicist and repudiator of pants

Erik Selvig, noted physicist and repudiator of pants

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