Can you print me off some pictures and information about kitchen stuff? I need to learn a few things.
Oh, like what?
Like about cooking – you know, now that I’m a Mum.
Oh! Er – do you feel like that kind of thing would be your responsibility?
Well, I’m a single-parent so… yes. Obviously, if there’s no other parent, I need to be good at everything.
How interesting.
Yeah, I just went to the sperm bank. [A pause]
It seemed simpler.
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