Mum! Do you know what I’m doing right now?
Nope!
I am making turkey food for Weird Bird* when he arrives. I already made him a bed – he’ll need some creature comforts after his long incarceration in the delivery truck.
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*Weird Bird is a plush turkey we ordered to help P manage her feelings around what happens to real turkeys at the holidays.
Whither Earthlings 