Mummy. I’m not sure we should go to the park today.
Oh? How come?
Well… you know, that little girl with her [makes mysteriously three-fingered air quotes] “Sad Face” who always wants me to give up the swing after two seconds.
Ah, well, I’m not sure we should let her limit what we do.
Ok – hey did you enjoy my use of air quotes?
Oh yes – although you know quotation marks are only two little marks, so you could do it with two fingers on each hand rather than three.
Ha – but what you didn’t know is that I was doing SLOTH QUOTES – and of course you need THREE fingers for those! [Laughs maniacally]