[We are walking past a series of shop windows. We pass a bathing suit shop with a display of mannequins in bikinis in provocative poses.]
Show-offs.
Pardon? Sorry, kid, did you just say something? It was very quiet.
It wasn’t very nice – never mind.
Did you just say, “Show-offs?”
Yes. [Shifts uncomfortably.]
What made you say that?
The mannequins back there. They are standing in the most ridiculous way – as if they are better than us – which they ARE NOT. They’re so slender, they wouldn’t even have room for their organs if they were real.
That is a very interesting observation.
I mean, honestly. Human bodies have 78 organs – and those mannequins would have nowhere to put them all.
Whither Earthlings 