[We are driving home from school and we pass the boys’ school, where in fine weather there is always an ice cream truck parked outside.]
It’s not fair the ice cream truck is only ever parked by the boys’ school. I think the driver must think that girls bodies are too delicate for ice cream.
That’s interesting – can you tell me more about your theory?
Sure. I think he’s worried that ice cream would ruin the girls’ figures. But obviously, that is stupid. Ice cream has the same rule for both boys AND girls – you should only have it sometimes!
[Pause]
Sooooooo, the truck should actually park outside the girls’ school 50% of the time. That would be more fair.
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