[We are nearly through Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. They are at the Ministry of Magic, battling the Death Eaters and Hermione is hit with a spell that knocks her unconscious. Harry is thinking to himself, please don’t be dead… please don’t be dead.]
Oh, Harry! Don’t worry – there are still two whole books left in the series and she is on the cover of Number 7! Hermione will be OK.
Obviously.
Whither Earthlings 