[I have a suspicion that Cal really enjoys the taste of children’s Advil and have become concerned that her sore throats at night may not be entirely real.]
Hey bud, are you sure that your throat really hurts tonight?
Yes.
I only ask because it seems like we hear about your throat hurting only at bedtime. It seems like a strange pattern.
Oh, well, my throat really does hurt at night. Spontaneously.
Whither Earthlings 