Mummy. Can we watch a rhinoplasty tonight?
[I’ve been really sick – and was frankly hoping it would be a request for something lighter]
Ok – although didn’t you request sloths the other night? We could do that tonight and the surgery tomorrow if you like?
[She holds her hands in the air like an orator and grandly states:] Surgery Today, Sloths Tomorrow!
Whither Earthlings 