Mummy. I took a poll at school.
Really? What was it about?
God.
[Cringing a little] Oh wow. [Recovering] How’d it go?
Great. [Counts on her fingers.] Four kids also do not believe in God. But one believes in Santa Claus.
Ah. That happens. You know that you might meet someone someday who does believe in God, right?
Oh yes. But when they get bigger they will probably figure it out.
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