Daddy. Do you remember when you cut my nails and cut my skin instead?
Yes, I do. *Some* people won’t let me forget it.
Would you like to cut my toenails tonight?
Oh no, your mum is doing it right now – you guys are half finished.
How about you cut just this one? [Points to the big toe] It is the easiest.
[I interject] Oh, Jellybean – do you want Dad to try so he’ll be more comfortable with it?
Yes! Yes! You will be ok, Daddy – just be careful not to cut the skin.
Whither Earthlings 