Let’s play hospital, mummy.
Awesome! Can I be the patient?
Sure. [Pulls out the doctor kit.] Think of a good disease while I get ready?
Ok… [I look around and see a fleece costume hat in the style of a clown fish. I put it on and lie down on the floor/ operating theatre.]
Glub. Glub. Glub. [I make fish fins with my arms and say “Glub” a bunch more.]
Haha mummy! I want to be a patient, too. We’ll just get a different doctor instead. [She goes into the cupboard and pulls out the fleece rabbit hat. Lies down on the floor next to me.]
Hop. Hop. Hop. [Laughs hysterically.]
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