[We have been trying to get Grandy’s awesome keyboard to work – but it looks like the original batteries leaked and damaged it beyond repair]
Mummy – I think maybe it does not work at all.
You might be right, Pascale – I’m sorry to say.
Maybe… it’s time for pretend piano instead!
[She reaches for the keys and does the full-on Jerry Lee Lewis, laughing gleefully. This goes on for many minutes. The keyboard, while non-functional, is a hit.]
Whither Earthlings 