Mummy, “Please do not block the driveway”.
[I … am POSITIVE I didn’t read that sign aloud.]
Pardon, P?
Mummy – it says “Please do not block the driveway” – on the sign.
Did you read that???
Yes. [She says, complacently]
[We get out of the car and walk back to the pole with the sign. There’s also a No Parking sign below it, but P points directly at the correct one.]
[Squealing with laughter] I DIDN’T KNOW I COULD READ!!!!
Whither Earthlings 