[Cradles huge strawberry in her hands]
Oh, hello, little strawberry. You are my only friend.
You look like you have two little legs with your little bumps under there.
[Walks the strawberry along the table. Grins, and pops it into her mouth for a large bite.]
Now, you don’t have little legs.
[Looks closer]
Oh. Maybe you don’t have a belly anymore, either.
Whither Earthlings 